Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Separated at birth?



New Crit Champion

Harlow wins the gold.
New champion is Chick in
Black. Sells meat. Grabs boobs.


Yes, I am still behind in my blogging but this will have to do for now.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

For Chris K

Chicken has been bad.
No report on Fitchburg, yet

Monday, July 7, 2008

Fitchburg 2008

Photo poached from BAMF Anna. Trip report to follow... I'm still recovering from the race, the drive home and having to work today.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Haiku Wednesday

Kyle has his Hump Day and WTFM posts, Plain Jane has TGIF, so I now present Haiku Wednesday. Hopefully Robin will keep providing material.

So here you have another classic from Robin Z, a Z-aiku if you will. This is one of my favorites.

Why did chicken cross?
She likes dirt. And (dis)mounting.
Badass time-trialist too.

Monday, June 23, 2008

A Bunch of Stuff in My Head

This morning on my commute into work the strangest thing happened. I was spinning down Penn Ave on the Hill playing my normal game of dodge this, dodge that when a WASA truck hit a Metro bus right in front of me. In fact, so close that some of the debris actually hit me and I had to swerve to avoid rear-ending the WASA truck. The bus driver was MAD to say the least. The WASA driver claimed to have not known that he hit the bus, but I think he was trying to make a cleaver get-away. Unfortunately for him, but I guess good for the bus driver, an off-duty police officer was there to stop the WASA driver before he could skedaddle. I only mention all of this because I wonder if the WASA driver would have stopped if not for the cop's presence.


All this brings me to the Tour of Washington County (For actual race reports check the Chicks in Black and Long A's blogs. Not writing race reports is easy when you troll other people's blogs and link to them :-) I am going to make a stretch here and compare one of the riders from this weekend to the WASA driver. You see, she is a cheater and has tried to get away with it for too long. The only problem is that we are all on to her now. I will not call out names but if you really wanted to figure it out you can. I was on to her when she took a short cut at Iron Cross last year and more of us are on to her now that she "finished with the group" but 1 lap down at the road race on Saturday. Here are my thoughts on the matter. I could easily see her missing the turn at Iron Cross last year. Heck, several riders missed it but all of those riders turned back once they realized their mistake, and that was one loooong climb back up to the actual turn. She kept going, found the course again, albeit cutting off one of the hardest, most technical climbs in Iron Cross and placed quite well in the overall. Did she ever contest that placing? No. Not even when riders "behind" her said they never saw her pass.


At the road race apparently she was so far behind the group that she was directed to the finish one lap early and just happened to be caught by the peloton as we were sprinting to the finish. She was placed in our group and that's that. Not a peep out of her even though she has to know that is not right. I heard that someone questioned her but she was adamant that she finished where she was placed. Bull crap! All I've got to say about it is Karma Sucks girlfriend.

But on to shiny happy thoughts. I loved the Tour of Washington County but it did not love me back. Respectable (but not spectacular) placings in all of the stages gave me 15th overall in GC. The most important lesson learned from the weekend is to keep it clean. I am studying Plain Jane's post to learn and memorize the important acronyms. And here is a special Monday treat, a Haiku from Robin.

Stay inside cone line
Turn before; motor ref chase
Go back. Redo. Eff!

That pretty much sums up Sunday's time trial for me.

Finally, it has come to my attention that I have been labeled an omen that brings bad ju-ju to the Greenbelt races. I propose a little experiment. I am going to be at Greenbelt this Wednesday but I will not be racing. I will be helping Route 1 Velo with roadguard duties. Let's see what happens to Sara Z if I am at Greenbelt but not actually in the race. I hope she and Wendy are there and that I can put this bad omen thing to rest (that means Sara doesn't crash).

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

A Haiku by Robin Z

Chicken changed colors
Went from red to black and blue
Will still run stop signs.

Missing Colorado

While going thru some files at work I came across some old photos from Colorado, specifically a hike up Grays and Torreys, 2 of Colorado's 14ers. I can't believe it's been almost a year since I last climbed a 14er. That was in August when I was in Leadville for the Leadville 100, or the Leadville 85 as I like to call it. Yes, I hitched a ride 15 miles from town because I was done and riding like a fool and at risk of breaking something.

Here, Annette and I are at the trailhead for Grays/Torreys. That's Torreys on the right and Grays on the left.

We chose Kelso Ridge for our ascent up Torreys. It has some 4th class sections on it and some exposure. Here Annette and I are scooting across the "knife edge." We are scooting because we are chickens. One misstep and we would have plummeted to our death. Sonja walked right across it like it was nothing.

I got a little off trail and thought climbing up this way would be a good idea. It was not. Once up and over I was faced with a lot of exposure and loose rock. Besides almost being struck by lighting on Princeton (and Huron for that matter) this was my scariest moment on a 14er.

Annette, Sonja and I on the summit.
This last shot is from another trip. This was taken right after I had completed the Pikes Peak Double (running the Ascent on Saturday and the Marathon on Sunday). The only thing that kept me going on Sunday was thinking about the jumbo margaritas at The Loop in Manitou Springs.
When I finally finished the marathon we headed to The Loop and I had my margarita. It was the best margarita I've ever had.

So now that I am reminiscing about Colorado I've decided that I need to plan a trip out there, possibly in August or over Labor Day weekend. I really need to get out to the mountains. I miss them. Maybe I can finally get a shot at Kieners Route on Longs Peak. So Laura, if you are reading this, I think you can expect come company come August.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Church Creek TT

Saturday was the Spring Church Creek Time Trial and I am happy to report that I had a good ride. I was the first Cat 3 woman off but at least I had a few Cat 5 men in front of me to chase down. In the spirit of not writing race reports I’ll just link to the results here. I mean, is there really anything to report from a time trial except that your ass hurt, you felt like puking and every muscle in your body cramped? Well, Heidi VonHottie does a fine job of detailing her experience, but I am not as eloquent as Heidi and all I remember about the TT is well, that my ass hurt, I wanted to puke and every muscle in my body was cramping by the time I was done. And kudos to Amanda... she flatted a couple of miles from the finish and refused to DNF. She wound up walking, then riding on her rim to finish DFL. But like she said, and I agree, DFL is better than a DNF any day. Heidi's macadamia nut cookies would have been the perfect treat after 80k of time trialing (ITT then the TTT), but I missed out on those... she gave them to Sonja and by the time I was ready to eat, they had "disappeared."

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Gotta love those Savage Chickens!